latest 2011 free english mobile funny sms jokes



 Interview

When do "Girls get Selected" & "Boys Fail in Interview ?" ? ? ? ?
When Both Keep D 1st Buttn Of Their SHIRT Opened In Front Of D CEO..
See the difference

LOVE & EXAM

Situational difrnce b/w Love n Exam
Love:Lots of Thoughts in Mind.
Bt no Guts 2 Express.
Exams:Dying 2 Express,
But no Thoughts in Mind:);-)

COLLEGE & SCHOOL
SCHOOL life Vs COLLEGE life. .
SCH: 1colored dress for hundreds of days,
COLL: Hundred colored dress for one day. .
SCH: Two notes for one subject,
COLL: One note for all subjects..
SCH: A white pipe in teacher's hand (chalk),
COLL: A white pipe in student's hand (cigarate).
SCH: Most frequent letter- LEAVE LETTER,
COLL: Most frequent letter- LOVE LETTER.
SCH: We go class itz boring,
COLL: if we don't go its boring..!
lets enjoy

Friendship is

Friendship means:
You happy, I happy.
You sad, I sad.
You cry, I cry.
You laugh,I also laugh.
You fall down in muddy water,
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I will dance ..
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_/"\_ Silsila.....Yye

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